Scott Laningham - Moose in My House

Two weeks ago last Monday I was driving home at night
The guy in front was pokey, he wanted to see the sites
I didn't wanna be Gumby so I switched to passing gear
When I pulled up along side him, he offered me a beer

"Hey man, you wanna beer?"
"No thanks, man."
"You sure?"
"No, I'm Bob."
"Ok man, we'll see ya later."

I pulled into my driveway, walked up to my front door
I went inside and noticed there were hoof marks on the floor
I measured them with utmost care and thought the tracks were deer
Then suddenly it hit me what was happening in here

There's a Moose in my House
I thought it was a deer
There's a Moose in my House
But now it's really clear
There's a Moose in my House
Got a major problem here
Moose, Moose in my House

What am I gonna tell my Dog?

I checked the mail and found a box from the Sierra Club
I ran into the bathroom and found moose hair in my tub
My bill from Bell has phone calls to the Yukon and Montana
My tooth brush smells like moose breath, I'm missing my pajamas

There's a Moose in my House
I don't know what to do
There's a Moose in my House
I stepped in Moosey poo
There's a Moose in my House
My dog is turning blue
Moose, Moose in my House

I looked in here, I looked in there, I looked in the dirty clothes hamper
I looked in the backyard and found a troop of Cub Scout campers
I asked them why that they were here it is my yard you know
They said they "we are moose hunters, this is the place to go"

"We're moose hunters!"
"Oh yeah?"
"He's in your house!"
"I know. Ya wanna get outta my yard?""

I know this all sounds stupid, you probably think I'm dumb
You might think I'm a mental case or maybe just a bum
But someday you just might come home and find a big surprise
A moose takes up a lot of space and really draws the flies

There's a Moose in my House

A Very Anna from Canada Mixed CD

1. 54-40 - Since When - In Your Image
2. Badly Drawn Boy 0 The Hour of Bewilderbeast - Everybody's Stalking
3. Led Zepplin 0 House of the Holy - Rain Song
4. Squirrel Nut Zippers - Perennial Favorites - Low Down Man
5. Eels - Shootenanny! - Love of the Loveless
6. The Tragically Hip - Trouble at the Hen House - Ahead by a Century
7. High Holy Days - All My Real Friends - All My Real Friends
8. Radiohead - The Bends - My Iron Lung
9. The White Stripes - Elephant - I Just Don't Know What to Do
10. Live - Throwing Copper - I Alone
11. Luscious Jackson - Fever in Fever Out - Why do I Lie?
12. Barenaked Ladies - Stunt - Alcohol
13. The Dandy Warholes - Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia - Country Leaver
14. Silverchair - Frogstomp - Tomorrow
15. Elliot Smith - Either/ Or - Between the Bars
16. Weezer - The Blue Album - Say it Ain't So
17. Lagwagon - Hoss - Violins
18. Sarah Harmer - You Were There - The Hideout
19. Stabilo - Cupid? - Question Mark

Sounds of the Shit Hitting the Fan by Fat Kyle

1. Dillinger Four - Who Didn't Kill Bambi?
2. Enemy You - Lockout
3. The Lawrence Arms - 3 AM QVC Shopping Spree Hangover
4. Crimpshrine - Tomorrow
5. Charle Brown Gets a Valentine - Following Orders
6. The Lawrence Arms - 16 Hours
7. Charle Brown Gets a Valentine - Dismantling Goodbyes
8. 3 Prong Outlet - Life with Bryan
9. Screeching Weasels - You're the Enemy
10. Dillinger Four - O.K.F.M.D.O.A
11. Against Me! - Jordan's First Choice
12. Green Day - Stuck with Me
13. Screeching Weasels - Hey Suburbia
14. Lawrence Arms - The Old Timer's 2x4
15. Against Me! - What We Worked For
16. Screeching Weasels - Zombies
17. Ann Beretta - Like A Riot
18. Black Flag - Nervous Breakdown
19. Glenn's Army - Stupid Things
20. 3 Prong Outlet - My Generation
21. Charle Brown Gets a Valentine - Special Style
22. Green Day - 86
23. Lawrence Arms - 100 Resolutions

Music From My Life - 2004 Edition by Marie

Kiss Kiss - Says My Doctor
The Annivesary - Perfectly
Minus the Bear - Monkey!! Knife!! Fight!!
A Static Lullaby 0 The Shooting Star that Destroyed Us All
5. REM - Daysleeper
6. From Autumn To Ashes 0 Blue Crown
7. Sunny Day Real Estate - Seven
8. Biys Night Out - Let's Do Something Different
9. Deftones - Minerva
10. HIM - Wicked Games
11. Kiss Kiss - Killing the Son

1. The Pstal Sevice - Brand New Colony
2. Sunny Day Real Estate - Faces in Disguise
3. The Smashing Pumpkins - Soma
4. The Get Up Kids - Long Goodnight
5. Jimmy Eat World - My Sundown
6. Eternal Sunshine Theme
7. Mr. Blue Sky
8. My Boody Valentine - Loveless Sometimes

Frank Sinatra - Young at Heart

Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you’re young at heart
For it’s hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you’re young at heart

You can go to extremes with impossible schemes
You can laugh when your dreams fall apart at the seams
And life gets more exciting with each passing day
And love is either in your heart or on it’s way

Don’t you know that it’s worth every treasure on earth
To be young at heart
For as rich as you are it’s much better by far
To be young at heart

And if you should survive to 105
Look at all you’ll derive out of being alive
Then here is the best part
You have a head start
If you are among the very young at heart

Nana Nemo - Tin Foil Boats

Tin foil boats are racing down the gutter in the rain
I guess that is just the way that we can turn a rainy day into
An action packed adventure
Now we're making friends together
Making things and writing songs
Show how well we get along

Breaking shit
And building things
And riding bikes
i guess we finally figured out
That this is where we all belong