9.30.2004

Do Make Say Think - Winter Hymn Country Hymn Secret Hymn

1. Fredericia
2. War On Want
3. Auberge Le Mouton Noir
4. Outer Inner & Secret
5. 107 Reasons Why
6. Ontario Plates
7. Horns Of A Rabbit
8. It's Gonna Rain
9. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Blur - Tender

Tender is the night
Lying by your side.
Tender is the touch
Of someone that you love to much.
Tender is the day
The demons go away.
Oh Lord, I need to find
Someone who can heal my mind.

Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing.
Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing, that we have,
I'm waiting for that feeling,waiting for that feeling,
Waiting for that feeling to come...
Oh my baby, oh my baby
Oh why, oh my
Oh why, oh my

Tender is the ghost
The ghost I love the most.
Hiding from the sun
waiting for the night to come.
Tender is my heart
it's screwing up my life.
Lord, I need to find
someone who can heal my mind...

Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing.
Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing, that we have,
I'm waiting for that feeling,waiting for that feeling,
Waiting for that feeling to come...
Oh my baby, oh my baby
Oh why, oh my
Oh why, oh my

Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing.
Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing, that we have,
I'm waiting for that feeling,waiting for that feeling,
Waiting for that feeling to come...
Oh my baby, oh my baby
Oh why, oh my
Oh why, oh my

Tender is the night
lying by your side.
Tender is the touch
of someone that you love to much.
Tender is my heart
it's screwing up my life.
Lord, I need to find
someone who can heal my mind...

Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing.
Come on, come on, come on
Get through it.
Come on, come on, come on
Love's the greatest thing, that we have,
I'm waiting for that feeling,waiting for that feeling,
Waiting for that feeling to come...
Oh my baby, oh my baby
Oh why, oh my
Oh why, oh my

Oh my baby, oh my baby
Heal me, heal me

9.29.2004

Foreigner - I Wanna Know What Love Is

I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines
In case I need it when I’m older

Now this mountain I must climb
Feels like a world upon my shoulders
I through the clouds I see love shine
It keeps me warm as life grows colder

In my life there’s been heartache and pain
I don’t know if I can face it again
Can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I’m gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me
I’ve got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me

In my life there’s been heartache and pain
I don’t know if I can face it again
I can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
And I wanna feel, I want to feel what love is
And I know, I know you can show me

Let’s talk about love
I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside
I want you to show me, and I’m feeling so much love
I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide
I know you can show me, yeah

I wanna know what love is, let’s talk about love
I want you to show me, I wanna feel it too
I wanna feel what love is, I want to feel it too
And I know and I know, I know you can show me
Show me love is real, yeah
I wanna know what love is...

9.28.2004

Randy Newman - Song

Fat man with his kids and dog.
Drove in through the morning fog.
Hey there Rover,
Come on over...

Red headed lady,
Reaching for an apple.
Gonna take a bite
Nope, nope.
She gonna breathe on it first,
Wipe it on her blouse...

She takes a bite.
Chews it once,
Twice,
Three times,
Four times,
Stops!
Saliva workin',
Takes a hard long look at Randy...
five times.
That old husband walking over.

There walking down the road
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot,Right foot
Left foot...

New Kids on the Block - Girl

Girl, I can't stop thinking of you girl,
Y-O-U, spells girl.

Woke up this morning, put on my own clothes,
cause the ladys' not here, to help us no more.
Went down to the store, I got myself some juice,
its tasted good and fresh and I love you!

Girl, you are wicked awesome.
Whenver I button up my own shirt, whew!
I think of you girl...
Whenever I make my own plane reservations...
I think of you girl, cause girl you are wicked awesome!

My name is Donny, and I'm here to say
They call me Donny, cause that's my name.
Banana's are good in every way,
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
Purina Cat Chow -
Chow! chow! chow!
If my friends could only see me now,
I'm walking, I'm talking, McCauly Caukin,
Roger Clemmons was called for walking.
Word, Sister!

1, 2, Dosey dow, dosey dow.

You are... wicked awesome!

Matty Pop Chart - Theo's Birthday Song

Tomorrow is your birthday
I was going to bake you a cake,
But it's hard making secret plans
When we're together
Each and everyday.
And though a treat would be delicious,
I'm gonna have to say,
You'd eat the heck out of cake in a couple hours,
But this song it will remain.

Oh my buddy's turning twenty!
That doesn't happen everyday.
We'll have s pecial celeration
Because you hit the mark of two decades!
My buddy's turning twenty!
Everybody listen to me:
Tomorrow is going to be a spcial day!

It's been really great hanging out
for the past few weeks.
We make a pretty darn good team,
I hope that you agree.
Well you ain't no teenager no more,
But that don't mean a thing.
Heck, you even quit smoking!
So watch out for the crap
That your coughing.

Oh my buddies turning twenty,
I guess by now you know.
We'll have a special celebration
Because you hit the mark of big 2-0.
Oh my buddy's turning twenty,
Everybody around say:
Tomorrow's gonna be a special day.

The Statler Brothers - Flowers on the Wall

I keep hearin' you're concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you're givin' me is conscience I guess
If I was walkin' in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none
While you 'n' your friends are worried about me I'm havin' lots of fun

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down
So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine
You can always find me here, I'm havin' quite a time

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

It's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Don't tell me I've nothin' to do

9.27.2004

Weird Al - You Make Me Wanna

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts
You make me wanna phone home
You make me wanna write a dozen book reports
Then pack myself in styrofoam
Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me

You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park
Then take my hamster to the beach
You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark
And use a recommended bleach
When I'm with you I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery or go to see the Care Bears movie

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what you do
(You make me) That's what, what you do to me

That's what you do to me
That's what you do to me
That's what you do to me
You make me wanna break the laws of time and space
You make me wanna eat pork
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face
Then remove 'em with a pitchfork
You know there's something quite unusual about you but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it

You make me
You make me
You make me
That's what you do to me

The Ataris - The Radio Still Sucks

I'm really fucking sick
Of Beck and 311,
And Marylin Manson,
I wish someone would break his fucking neck.

And what about Bush
And lame-ass Oasis?
Hey, talk about pretentious,
why don't they just blow England off the map?

Every now and then
I turn it on again
But it's plain to see that
The radio still sucks.

Every now and then
I turn it on again
But it's plain to see that
The radio still sucks.

Matty Pop Chart - The Magic Song

Across time,
We don't know what time means.
Decades go by unseen.
The past is wiped clean.
Every so often,
The spoils of our desire,
Get swallowed by the fire.
Their hands got tired
Of writing down the things that mean so much in words,
But in a thousand years we heard the voice of some dumb god,
And threw it all in the ocean,
Never to be remembered or missed.
It reminds me of Zeus and Atlantis,
But they were filled with pride
And what did the pagans ever do wrong?
There's something fleeting in the air here,
A voice whispering: "Come near, and you will learn dear,
All the things that your ancestors forgot,"
(Or that we forced them to forget.)
It's in the trees and in the fields,
And it's inside your heart.
There's a certain way of knowing
That there's so much more worth knowing.
Your eyes are glowing.
So fill a vial with the magic of the past,
And we will ask the questions never asked.
And when the world begins anew,
We'll start over too.

The Ergs - Pray for Rain

So in love you
So I thought I'd try something new
And write a silly about
What your smile can do

But its just not working out
And now Im having my doubts
It seems that broken hearted loves songs
Are what I'm all about

But I'm sore from the smiles
That youve given to me
Just your way through the day
When enevitabley

You say I'm not the guy
You thought you knew
When had the talk
And you'll regreatablely inform me
That you've taken a walk

So in love with you
But dont know what to do
It seems I lose my inspiration
When my hearts not on blue

Now I welcome the pain
Oh yeah I'm praying for rain


But I'm sore from the smiles
That youve given to me
Just your way through the day
When enevitabley

You say I'm not the guy
You thought you knew
When had the talk
And you'll regreatable inform me
That you've taken a walk

Yeah I can write you the perfect song
And you could sing along
Yeah you could sing along

Yeah I can write you the perfect song
And you could sing along
Yeah you could sing along

So while I'm sore from the smiles
that youve given to me
Just your way through the day
When enevitabley

You say I'm not the guy
You thought you knew
When had the talk
And you'll regreatablely inform me
That you've taken a walk

Yeah and I can write you the perfect song
And you could sing along
Yeah you could sing along

And I can write you the perfect song
About how everything's gone wrong
And you could sing along

9.26.2004

The Ergs - Pool Pass

I wanna Pool Pass To get in and look at you
I wanna Pool Pass 'Cause that's what I wanna do
I wanna see the flesh underneath your shirt
I'm goin' outta my head like Cobain comma Kurt
I wanna Pool Pass to get in and look at you

I wanna Pool Pass So our meeting can commence
But I guess for now I'll just wait outside this fence
Cause you're the girl that I wanna make
And I wonder if fries come with that shake
I wanna Pool Pass to get in and look at you

I wanna Pool Pass To get in and look at you
I wanna Pool Pass 'Cause that's what I wanna do (he really wants a pool pass!)
I wanna see the flesh underneath your shirt
I'm goin' outta my head like Cobain comma Kurt
I wanna Pool Pass to get in and look at you

Choking Victm - 500 Channels

500 channels of a day-dream stimulation
helps me to resent my life and raise my expectations.
Locked into re-runs, your memories repeating,
and all your ideals seem so self defeating.
For you and yours, the pepsi generation,
and when you're discontent, you change the T.V. station,
And when you hate your life, no qualtities redeeming,
a million brainwashed zombies will always be heard screaming...

And when there is no hope,
"I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!"
When theres no enemies,
"I sit and stare at my T.V.
and in my ignorance,
I'll be a slave and sycophant!"

And in a perfect world devoid of all temptations,
the good leftover crizack could unite the nations.
But now the war machines are mapping our destructions
with poisons over flowing in the chemical seductions.

And when there is no hope,
"I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!"
When theres no enemies,
"I sit and stare at my T.V.
and in my ignorance,
I'll be a slave and sycophant!"

With my credit and my bank,
my mind will draw a blank.
I'll block out history,
and stare at my T.V.
For me there is no way.
500 channels waste my life away, away...

9.24.2004

The Bananas - Nautical Theme

Memories from the sea
On a tempest
Still haunting me
Visions from a breathless dream
Go down with the ship into the deep

Once I heard your siren song
I was crushed upon the ocean
But I labored all along
Under one misguided notion
That you'd come back to me
Come walking in my cabin

Tentacles, barnacles
All my favorite monsters
Here with me
Nauticle, Rock n roll
Everything was going swimmingly

Then I heard your siren song
I was crushed upon the ocean
But I labored all along
Under one misguided notion
That you'd come back to me
Come walking in my cabin

Beaneath the waves, with my mermaid
We had some kicks, and some fishsticks
Then she swam away from me
Forever

Once I heard your siren song
I was crushed upon the ocean
But I labored all along
Under one misguided notion
That you'd come back to me
I'll go walking in my cabin
And you'll be sitting there