The Knights of the New Crusade - There Aint no Monkeys in My Family Tree

Well, there's monkeys in the jungle
Theres monkeys zoo
They even got monkeys in some of our school

they tell us that God didnt make the world in seven days
they want us to belive that we evolved from the apes

Well I don't know about them
But I know about me
And there aint no monkeys in my family tree.

There'll be monkeys in the vines
And you'll see 'em up in trees
You'll even see 'em right there, in the TV

They claim that Jonah never lived in the belly of a whale
That our anscestors walked around dragging their tails.

Well I don't know about them
But I know about me
And there aint no monkeys in my family tree.

Well you see some monkeys
They look kinda cute
But not when they're wearing a tie and a suit

Big book of lies and a fancy degree
Trying to make a monkey out of me
No No No!

Well some monkeys are honest
And some monkeys are crooks
Someof those monkeys even write, dishonest monkey books

They'll say that Jesus' miracles never did occur
And that our anscestors were covered in fur.

Well I don't know about them
But I know about me
And there aint no monkeys in my family tree.